Welcome to the recently improved HTML Latin Pick-up Lines page! Check often for newly added lines.
Hold your cursor over a word to see its individual translation. Click any of the words to see the full translation.
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Salve iuvenca, aquam frigidam aliquam ad me habes, quod calidus quoque es!
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2. Vis efficere?
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3. Puella, tu plus decora quam stellas es.
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4. Puella, tu tam pulchra es!
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5. In matrimonium duce me!
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6. Ludos tonsillarum ludamus!
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7. Estne pater tuus quidam qui metum inicit? ...quod tu fragor es!
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9. Salve Osculum, cur ne labri areti mei rigas?
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8. Oscula me!
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10. Si pulchritudo lac erat, ut tu vacca esses.
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11. Num es defessa? ...quod per animus meus nocte omne diu cursa eras!
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12. Gummi sapores negotiemur!
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13. Habesne quartam pecuniae? ...quod mater mea mihi hanc advocare dicebat cum angelum conspicatus sim.
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14. Ludasne ludos? ...quod in ludo meo "ex finibus" non est.
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15. Nocetne? ...Quando de caelo cecidisti?
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16. Pro te amor mea similis ad diahrrhoea est: non possum ea intra continere!
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17. Salve, voces in meo capite me imperaverunt ut transirem cum te colloqueremque.
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18. Tantum cales ut diabolum sudare efficias.
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19. Si quidlibet possim, lacrima tua sim; in tui oculi nascar, in tuae genae vivar, in tui labri osculi peream.
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Yes! I finally added some more lines! And now that school's starting, I'll probably have some more soon! Of course, it's not going to work very well IF I DON'T GET ANY MORE PICTURES! Yes, I'd rather not surf the net looking for beauties when I already know so many! So email me a pic at IlleLatro@aol.com ASAP!
--Ille Latro
1. Yo girl, do you have some ice water for me, cuz you are too hot!!
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2. Do you want to make out?
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3. Sweetheart, you are more beautiful than the stars.
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4. Girl, you are so fine!
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5. Marry me!
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6. Let's play tonsil hockey!
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7. Is your father a terrorist? ...cuz you're the bomb!
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8. Kiss me!
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9. Hey Sweet Mouth, why don't you moisten my chapped lips?
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10. If beauty was milk, you'd be a cow.
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11. Are you tired? ...cuz you've been running through my mind all night long!
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12. Let's trade gum flavors!
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13. Do you have a quarter? ...cuz my mother told me to call her when I saw an angel.
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14. Do you play sports? ...cuz in my game there's no "out-of-bounds."
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15. Did it hurt? ...when you fell from heaven?
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16. My love for you is like diarrhea: I can't hold it in!
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17. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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18. You're so hot you'd make the devil sweat.
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19. If I could be anything, I would be your teardrop; I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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