Salve iuvenca, aquam frigidam aliquam ad me habes, quod calidus quoque es!
2. Vis efficere?
3. Puella, tu plus decora quam stellas es.
4. Puella, tu tam pulchra es!
5. In matrimonium duce me!
6. Ludos tonsillarum ludamus!
7. Estne pater tuus quidam qui metum inicit? ...quod tu fragor es!
9. Salve Osculum, cur ne labri areti mei rigas?
8. Oscula me!
10. Si pulchritudo lac erat, ut tu vacca esses.
11. Num es defessa? ...quod per animus meus nocte omne diu cursa eras!
12. Gummi sapores negotiemur!
13. Habesne quartam pecuniae? ...quod mater mea mihi hanc advocare dicebat cum angelum conspicatus sim.
14. Ludasne ludos? ...quod in ludo meo "ex finibus" non est.
15. Nocetne? ...Quando de caelo cecidisti?
16. Pro te amor mea similis ad diahrrhoea est: non possum ea intra continere!
17. Salve, voces in meo capite me imperaverunt ut transirem cum te colloqueremque.
18. Tantum cales ut diabolum sudare efficias.
19. Si quidlibet possim, lacrima tua sim; in tui oculi nascar, in tuae genae vivar, in tui labri osculi peream.
Yes! I finally added some more lines! And now that school's starting, I'll probably have some more soon! Of course, it's not going to work very well IF I DON'T GET ANY MORE PICTURES! Yes, I'd rather not surf the net looking for beauties when I already know so many! So email me a pic at IlleLatro@aol.com ASAP!
1. Yo girl, do you have some ice water for me, cuz you are too hot!!
2. Do you want to make out?
3. Sweetheart, you are more beautiful than the stars.
4. Girl, you are so fine!
5. Marry me!
6. Let's play tonsil hockey!
7. Is your father a terrorist? ...cuz you're the bomb!
8. Kiss me!
9. Hey Sweet Mouth, why don't you moisten my chapped lips?
10. If beauty was milk, you'd be a cow.
11. Are you tired? ...cuz you've been running through my mind all night long!
12. Let's trade gum flavors!
13. Do you have a quarter? ...cuz my mother told me to call her when I saw an angel.
14. Do you play sports? ...cuz in my game there's no "out-of-bounds."
15. Did it hurt? ...when you fell from heaven?
16. My love for you is like diarrhea: I can't hold it in!
17. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
18. You're so hot you'd make the devil sweat.
19. If I could be anything, I would be your teardrop; I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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